Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
I walk into the restaurant and the waitress handed me the bill, and then she said:
"Hi… Woody right? Your total is 38.96!"
She ran back, swiped my credit card, came back and said:
"You see? That was very fast… Didn't take me long at all"
As I grabbed the pen to sign the bill wondering whether or not I should giver her a tip (after all I ordered to go) she said:
"So… How was your Valentine's Day?"
I looked at her and said:
"It Sucked!"
She said:
"OH! I'm sorry… What happened?"
I said:
"I didn't have a Valentine!"
She said:
"Me neither… SO I'm your Valentine today OK?"
I said:
"How is that?"
She said:
"Well… I gave you some food… on Valentine's Day!"
I said:
"YEAhhhh… Yes you did… and then you handed me a bill… Sounds like Valentine to me!"
Bye Bye Valentine!
Reader Comments (9)
K-2 says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
Of course I am talking to you :) lol
Woodring says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
Are you talking to me?
LOL
K-2 says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
WOwwwwW…just out of pure curiosity why didn't you have a Vaelntine?MMM You that much of a work-a-holic?
J Wag says...
Re: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
Valintines day is more and more commercial so it is good to just share it with a meal.
Me being married there are some resposibilites that I have to do.
1 give your wife something that she will appreciate, 2 give it to her in public so the girls can say wow to, 3 don't spend too much :-)
Either way to a man its not all that of a day but it is nice to spend it with someone.
So keep doing a good job like you are doing bro and that good woman will find you.
God bless us all
J Wag
Woodring says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
Well if I told her my valentines day was great, it would have been a 10 second conversation LOL
You agree?
Victor Jean-pierre says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
Nice one Woodring.
Atleast you had some one to talk for a moment, it was a blessing tho !Hope next year will be better for you, and valentine will wait for you home !
Woodring says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
I gave her a tip LOL
she did good
Davincimontecarlo says...
RE: Guess What My Waitress Said To Me On Valentine's Day!
I THINK SHE WAS DESERVED A TIP THAT WOULD MAKE BOTH OF YOU HAPPY.
